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dadtown:

dadtown:

yo i texted kesha 4 times and she left me a sexy voicemail holy shit dudes

remember when i texted kesha

(via 50shadesofyodaddysdick)

lion:

my favorite topping

femaledirector:

i want this to be played at my wedding and my funeral

(via galaxyspaceandtime)

christareiss:

so you wanna be a master

lmpossibleprincess:

when your hunty has the tea but wont spill it

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(via donnacabonna)

losable:

"I"m busy doing very important things"

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(Source: losable, via paris666hilton)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via paprika)

heimrheljar:

By Peter De Potter (2010)
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